Me want those genes...

Why do these Balkan ladies have to be so God damn beautiful?! I can't say that I hate my own features, however, I must admit that I envy the Victoria's Secret model genes that seems to run so (unfairly) through the south eastern blood of Europe...

I am not a lesbian but if that girl Aysel (competed for Azerbaijan in Eurovision the other day) was ever to ask me out, I wouldn't make any objections whatsoever! Oh gosh, it's not fair that some people have to be so gorgeous...It really isn't...